Too gay to function?
OK, I think I've officially outgayed myself.Last night, I spent over $200...on Tupperware....at a Tupperware party...hosted by Portia Turbo...which was followed by a supper of mushroom quiche...and champagne.
Even I find that offensively faggy. Christ, it was fun though. Portia knows her shit - and her audience. And I had no idea just how diverse Tupperware is! There's a Tupperware product for almost every cooking, storing and entertainment need (well, 'entertainment' within reason. There isn't a Tupperware vibrator or anything, at least not one in the catalogue or demonstrated by Portia).
Sure, it's overpriced. Sure, I probably didn't need $200+ on the shit. Sure, I've been suckered in by classic pyramid selling. But Portia-hosted Tupperware parties are So Hott Right Now (it's what all the cool kids in East Sydney are doing, doncha know). I'd strongly recommend them.
Now I'm off to buy Callea's CD, not eat for two weeks and then go to a foam party at Arq. The bar for faggotry has been set to fabulous new heights.
UPDATE: Jacob offers a highly scientific questionaire to conclusively determine one's faggoticity rating. Check it out.
Labels: outgay, Portia Turbo, Tupperware
posted by Sam @ Monday, April 16, 2007
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