Miss Dolly has her own philanthropic foundation which supplies free schoolbooks to needy children in Kentucky, she sings like an angel, and she plays too with plectrums built-in, she is a legend, a joy and a fkn Monument.
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Penguin have a donut, your blood sugar is far too low.
But Dolly's an angel. What are Jennifer's credentials?
liquid: My boyfriend made the same suggestion. Perhaps it could be a two-stage Dolly bio. Jeri certainly has the jugs for her.
Nash: Legally Blonde, A Mighty Wind, American Beauty. Not an angel like Dolly, perhaps, but fabulous in her own right.
Grr, American Pie that should be.
She was in A Mighty Wind? Ok, I'm warming to the idea...
Miss Dolly has her own philanthropic foundation which supplies free schoolbooks to needy children in Kentucky, she sings like an angel, and she plays too with plectrums built-in, she is a legend, a joy and a fkn Monument.
I wonder if they could convince Tom Selleck to play Kenny. Can you imagine them doing 'Islands in the Stream'? Classic!
OH, and who would play the invisible 'husband'? Or the ('alleged') librarians that she has had affairs with?
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