I'm All Going on a Summer Holiday
I have this terrible sin to confess. I hope I'm not judged too harshly for this sin.OK, here goes: I'm of a certain age now - let's say, between 19 and oh, 57 - and I have never been overseas. Ever. Scandalous, I know.
All this is about to change, however, as I've just booked a return flight to the UK for June/July. The trip will take in visits to London (obviously), Spain, Italy, France (well, Paris) and then back to UK, particularly Brighton as I hear it's very gay that time of year.
After months of all the love stories I was hearing from my friends O/S and getting all postal with jealousy, I decided the time was right to go visit them and see what all the fuss is about.
Any advice, warnings, predictions, visions, prophecies and/or wealthy Italian counts' phone numbers you might wish to offer will be muchly appreciated.
posted by Sam @ Wednesday, April 06, 2005
3 Comments:
KY - never leave home without it.
Oh, I was going to say something about Asia but you're not going there.
I will say it anyway - when their condoms say XXXL they are just having an ego trip! They really hurt (I mean the tight condoms!).
Righto dark, I'll stow you safely in the overhead compartment. Well pretend you're my...cat? Son? *shrugs*
(PS - Your site - like, site site, not blogsite (not that that's not cool too) - looks frantabulous!)
Ah... you will be judged particularly harshly for such a sin, my friend. Particularly harshly. We'll make that penguin fly yet...
Nevertheless, I do hear that Spain's TOTALLY the place to be in June. ;-)
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