Biggified Ping-Pong
Well, it's the season (and gee, wasn't I devastated about Spewwie's loss last night? Oh, wait, no, I wasn't. In fact I think I was table-dancing by the end of it) and as I'm having one of those Mrs Slocum sort of days, the following is random pics of tennis players interspersed with bad double entrendres vaguely related to tennis.
Andy
Got balls?
Jan-Michael
That's a big long hard one you've got there! Bet you could do some serious pounding with it!
Gaston
Why do you have grass stains on your knees?
Juan-Carlos
I can stretch very far and have tremendous coverage...
Marat
Unfortunately he's come to the net too quickly...
More Jan-Michael
That's a great Head you've got there...
Tommy
Anyone for doubles?
Robby
It's a good, hard surface but thankfully not too fast.
More Marat
He really nails that angle...
James
I would very much like to have sex with all these men.
Sorry - was running out of ideas. There's obviously only so many double entendres in the world of tennis.
posted by Sam @ Friday, January 20, 2006
15 Comments:
Niiiiice. I see you've finally come around to respecting the Argentinian god that is Gaston Gaudio...
Had a hunch you'd be appreciative...
What about 'You deSERVE to make (40) love to these men. It's about time for your (drop) shot at them'
Love it.
I would very much like to have sex with all these men.
Haha! Subtle.
Way above your usual Friday standard.
A few more of Juan Carlos would be nice.
Or alternatively, you could pander to the lesbians amongst us, and post a few of say...Martina, or Jelena, or Daniela. Or..someone else whose name ends in 'na'
Or we could meet halfway and you could post one of Amelie Mauresmo. That will satisfy us all.
Sam. One hopes you are not saying! "I am not getting any!".
These are plastic tennis players, a boy on every court!
Really hun! stick with the AFL, at least you will have the opportunity...
And! They know how to play the game!
Sam the only guy you might have a chance with is Tommy Robredo - his sexuality is an open secret mate. Come to Melbourne and give it a try !
James is quite noice and looks rather like an All Black I fancy. I`m typing from a darts bar in Hiroshima, the eye-sushi here is pretty good too. Pixie boys with pixie hair!
Btw, I like your tropicana penguin.
Sam, you rock and your writing is addictive. Despite your lack of inspiration for this particular post ;-)
Thanks Vincent - and I tip my hat to you too as the guy who keeps John in check over at DN (you're a very patient person!).
Friday afternoons are generally when I put "inspiration" to bed for the weekend and wake "exploitative soft-core porn" from his slumbers to decorate QP for me. They work quite well together most of the time.
Sod the soft porn Sam. You forgot "Our Leyton"! He did go to Emmanuel, so that must give him some status!
Oh! you can be so indifferent at times Sam, when it comes to your own.
you are not sexy
I don't remember claiming I was, Venex?
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