Martha Martha Martha! Got Lemons?
Heheheheh. For all the smutty, latent Are You Being Served? fans in all of us, this quote of the week from ex-con Martha Stewart, fresh out of Alderson federal prison:What did Martha miss?
"Lemons," Stewart said, holding a couple. "There are no lemons at Alderson."
There are, however, a few at Wentworth Detention Centre:
Bea and Chrissie gently try to acclimatise Margo to the joys of Joan Ferguson's baton...
Martha sure knows how to finger lemons...
posted by Sam @ Wednesday, March 09, 2005
2 Comments:
'Alderson' prison? Maggie has her own prison for crimes against fashion? I love it.
There's an image, The Freak pounding into a prisoner while wearing a full-length, sequined Gaultier chiffon gown. I'll get right on it.
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